Terry the kitman’s unique welcome for new signing..

In what’s thought to be a slight case of fat-fingers by somebody sending him a text message, Terry took some time out of his increasingly busy schedule to take in the latest news that Forest had made a new signing.  Imagine his shock when he thought his kit repertoire was about to include feather boas, fur coats and everything else susceptible to make-up stains!

After realising his error he was simply heard to mutter ‘Thank f**k for that!’

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. PROMOTION!

Terry rightly took his place at the centre of celebrations with the players and staff of Nottingham Forest, as we’ve seen from all the photos – after all the champagne and partying what does he make of the things he witnessed on that magical saturday afternoon?

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person or persons – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise – are entirely coincidental!

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. part seven

Our Tel is mentally preparing himself for the big promotion push, and speaking of his development into the world of technology with his new role of chief ‘updater of the other scores’ during the game… will he get those precious days off he craves rather than being on playoff duty?

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person or persons – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise – are entirely coincidental!

 

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. part six

Terry is trying to get up to date with technology by coming to terms with the internet – or more specifically by trying to understand why certain sections of the world wide web might have an unhealthy fixation with the kitman himself!

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person or persons – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise – are entirely coincidental!

However, you really can get Terry Farndale t-shirts, and he does have a group on Facebook!

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. part five

Terry is full of rage after being shunned and humiliated in his own domain during the Walsall match, and Smoulderwood’s positivity-drive is hitting him hard in the pocket as well.  Woe is the world of our favourite kitman, it seems!

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person or persons – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise – are entirely coincidental!

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. part four

The poignant insights of our dear equipment manager on the current mood at the City Ground, and the mental health of Smoulderwood – times seem bleak at the Forest if Terry is to be believed!

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person or persons – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise – are entirely coincidental!

The secret diary of Terry the kitman.. part three

Another surfacing from the archive of our favourite curmudgeon – this time back from November when we are treated to his unique preparations for a bonfire night celebration with some youngsters…

Disclaimer time: this is, of course, entirely a work of fiction – largely for my own amusement.  Any resemblance between the characters portrayed, and any real person – be they an employee of Nottingham Forest or otherwise, are entirely coincidental!