Olympic committee hope to beat police to brick thrower..

According to some reports, a brick hurled at a coach full of Barnsley fans at the weekend by a Stone Island wearing scrote broke not just one reinforced glass window, but travelled through the bus and broke the opposite window too.  The kind of force required to do this means that despite being on the run by the police, the 2012 Olympic Committee are keen to find the culprit in order to potentially turn his undoubted strength into becoming a shot putter.

There are worries that he possesses such a powerful throw that the proposed stadium plans in London will have to be extended by more than 500 yards, however it is felt that if he gets into training soon enough, there will be potential to train him to pretty much guarantee gold medals in the shot put, and potentially the javelin too.  Police were unavailable for comment, although plenty of idiotic fans of other teams were on hand to post inaccurate slurs on Nottingham Forest forums.

Ramzrulez1994 posted informatively “Ur fanz r scum, innit? Da brik went rite threw da bus n covred a 6 yr old girl wiv glass, it broked windowz on both sides.” 

Whilst any kind of missiles being thrown at a bus is not to be condoned by any sane-minded person, the kind of exaggerations and downright fabrications being bandied around are plain silly.  There wasn’t any spitting on the Barnsley fans during the game – do you really think the stewards in the Upper Bridgford would miss the chance to exert their influence if there was?  There wasn’t any racist chanting either.

So, if you know somebody in their 20’s with blond hair wearing a light blue Stone Island Harrington jacket, then ask them to get in touch with the Olympic committee, because they have the kind of strength that makes world record holder Randy Barnes look like a limp-wristed nancy boy!

Lord Smedly-Smythe-Smythe the second, of the Olympic Committee said “Naturally we’re interested in training potentially outstanding athletes“, when questioned about potentially attempting to avoid this perpetrators punishment, he said “naturally throwing bricks at transport is not socially acceptable behaviour, I would dearly hope that some kind of training schedule could be integrated with some kind of community service type rehabilitation scheme.

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