You must be jokin’ ‘ere..

It’s not Forest news, but Gary Megson was today joined in the top flight by another pilloried former-Forest manager. Troubled Newcastle United have appointed Joe Kinnear as an “interim” successor to Kevin “the bottler” Keegan today; until the end of October.

Presumably Joe’s CV must have been a bit sketchy on his time at Forest latterly; either that or the Magpies are intent on pressing the self-destruct button in style! Apparently Alan Rogers and Andy Impey are on standby for a shock return to playing, Sunderland is “just another game” and Shay Given is in intensive training involving coffee cups.

Surely it can’t be an April Fools gag a few months early? A shockingly bad decision unless Kinnear has had a brain, personality and body transplant. God bless you Dennis Wise, I can only think this must be the work of the poisonous cross-eyed dwarf!