I know it’s been less than 24 hours, but I’ve been itching to post this festival of cheese ever since I heard it, so I’m going to! This is track two on the CD, and despite featuring our messiah and saviour, Brian Clough, I’m afraid it doesn’t really elevate it beyond the level of utter dross as far as the music is concerned – and is certainly ample proof that whilst he was a man of many talents, the mighty Brian Clough was never likely to become the first credible white rapper!
Entitled ‘You Can’t Win ‘Em All‘ – it’s a collaboration between the aforementioned football genius, and a chap called J.J. Barrie – who, you will be no doubt pleased to know, features again on the album!
Despite the undeniable awfulness of the music, many of the lyrics, and indeed the whole concept, I warn you now that it is an infuriatingly catchy number which I found myself singing at work earlier much the bafflement of my colleagues – who thankfully, to my knowledge, have never had the pleasure of hearing the record. Not that they would admit it even if they had!
Ladies and gentlemen – you have been warned, but below is the media player that will enable you to take in this audio treat!
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