Danny Sonner is on drugs!

Long-haired Port Vale midfield general, and part-time Michael Bolton impersonator, Danny Sonner must have received some nice magic mushrooms or LSD for Christmas, because the former-Reds space-filler has gone to press to say that Port Vale not only were undeserving of a 3-0 scoreline, but even that the Valiants actually shaded the game!  He said:

“Forest scored early and after that we got into the game and played some good stuff,  we did not create too much, but it was pretty even. 3-0 was a harsh scoreline for us, we did not deserve that.

“In fact, overall, in many ways I thought we shaded the match. But Forest have a lot of firepower and that was the difference.  We had most of the game, but we missed that firepower. They had fresh legs and fresh legs with quality – that is what made the difference.”

Bless him, whilst 3-0 was perhaps marginally flattering my memory of the game is one we dominated from start to finish, aside from a half-chances and a long range effort I don’t recall Vale having decent chances at all.  Still, if it makes you feel better for subjecting your fans to a godawful performance, Danny, you just go on believing your strange version of events!

5 Responses to “Danny Sonner is on drugs!”

  1. Kieran Says:

    I’m not to sure that we dominated but rather that Port Vale failed even to turn up! Its not hard to control a game when you have such poor opposition. Perhaps the whole Vale side were on drugs plus the fans because thats the most lackluster performance I’ve seen for a full 90 minutes from a visitor at the City Ground this season.

    But perhaps that’s because we managed to score first and early on for a change.

  2. alex.green (port vale supporter) u r the best danny! N1 player Says:

    thers only 1 danny sonner, 1 danny sonner!!!!

    i sit in the railway paddok and i always sing that at u! :)

  3. Sarah Sonner (relative) Says:

    I dont honestly think Danny would take drugs. I’ve only really met him once when i was a baby but he’s my relative and i love him. Love ya danny xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  4. Lola Baker (old flame) Says:

    No he would not take drugs he just drinks a bit MUCH somtimes

  5. Em ( A Moseley Girl ) Says:

    I’ve known people that take drugs and i can honestly say that Danny doesn’t look like he takes drugs. I’ve seen Danny around he is lovely . He doesn’t smile enough though. Love Em xxx

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