An exclusive and essential way to pass the time whilst watching the Salisbury City vs Forest match, either with your friends or on your own – and there’s a number of ways you can tackle this. You could just print out the below gamesheet and tick off the phrases as they are uttered by the BBC brainless automatons pundits, or you could print several sheets to take to the pub, and tippex out four random phrases on each and turn it into a competition with your mates.
Better still, you could turn it into a drinking game, assign an amount of drink (1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, half, down in one etc – be creative!) to each phrase, and then each time one of the phrases is uttered you have to follow the instructions! At least that way, if things aren’t going according to plan on the pitch, you’ll soon enough be too bladdered to give a damn or even notice what is going on! There, don’t say I never give you anything!

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Jesus, we’ll be wasted by half time. I’m up for it though.
This is incredible. Am definitely sending this round work and trying to get a bit of a gathering together for the match promising it to be a fun drinking game.
[...] I also found this funny game today – basically a game of bingo, instead of using numbers, you use ‘buzzwords’ – you may have seen it with office buzzwords (and you could fill a bingo card nearly every day at my work!), but this is for BBC FA Cup cliches, and is tailored specifically to Forest, since we are on telly to play Salisbury City on Sunday – which is a great opportunity for us to humiliate ourselves to a national audience [...]
Everyone will have called “house” within the first 10 mins.
What are we supposed to do for the remaining 80 mins?
As guinless said, if you combine it with drinking then you’ll be too drunk to care!
Looks fun. And about the comment above, looks like a fun drinking game
They just said ‘romance of the cup’ !
So far I only counted that one, and “potential banana skin” – I perhaps should have included ‘Munich’ in there as that’s come up a few times.
And Alan Ball, we are NOTTINGHAM Forest you squeaky little bugger!