Strange chants: part three

I don’t disapprove of this one as such, as it’s quite good fun (obviously taken in the spirit of not actually condoning violence), but I definitely think it qualifies as a bit of an odd chant, so here it goes:

When I was just a little boy
My father bought me a brand new toy
A Derby fan on a piece of string
But all I could do was kick his head in…

Kick his head in… (you reds!)
Kick his head in… (you reds!)
All I could do was kick his head in!

Odd on so many levels - what kind of father would ever consider such a gift for their child? Who thought of it? What inspired it? It’s definitely a strange chant. Imagine waking up on Christmas morning, anticipating a new bike from Santa, and tied to the base of the Christmas Tree is a random sheepshagger looking a bit glum about the inevitable head-kicking-in he’s about to get.

Very odd indeed! It certainly takes all sorts…

6 Responses to “Strange chants: part three”

  1. K. Hope Says:

    Nice one - do these ramsfans require a muzzle ?
    You might like to publish this image, the original was taken from a hotel near their ground.
    http://www.midnightphotos.co.uk/userimages/full/12/5658.jpg

  2. nffc Says:

    Alas it doesn’t seem to work for me :(

  3. nffc_til_i_die Says:

    oh my god! i always hear a song at forest, n i didnt no what it was…but its this one!! Whats the tune? (im a bit sad and i dunno many of em!)

  4. nffc Says:

    I’ve no idea if it’s based on a real song or not, and unfortunately am not gifted enough to write the musical notation for you :)

  5. K. Hope Says:

    Sorry about that earlier link not working.
    This door hanger was from a hotel hear the Derby ground.
    http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n279/CreditNote/SL_00018500.jpg

  6. nffc Says:

    Brilliant! :lol:

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